Man: hhhh.. *smile*
Friend: Did the boss said anything when he summoned you to his room?
Man: Yes. And thanks to that, I have a good news and a bad news.
Friend: Whoa… you’re okay?
Man: Yeah. Which news you want to hear first?
Friend: Well… the bad news…? I guess..
Man: Okay. Boss said that I’ll get fired in two weeks.
Friend: Oh no… I’m sorry to hear that
Man: The good news is, I have a stadium 4 lung cancer.