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the F Word…

February 28, 2010

I got these very funny sentences from a song from a Bandung Chaotic Metal Band called Domestik Doktrin. Remember that this is only for a joke. well, check those sentences of :

perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word ‘F**K’. Out of all the English word that begin with the letter ‘F’ F**K is the only word that is referred to as the ‘F Word’. Its the one magical word just by it sound can describe : pain, pleasure, hate and love.

F**K as most word in English language is derived from German, the word Frichen, which means ‘to strike’. In English, F**K falls into many grammatical categories. As a Transitive verbs for instance, “John F**Ked Sherly”, as an Intransitive verbs “Sherly F**Ked”. Its meaning is not always sexual, it can be used as an adjective such as ‘John is doing all the F**King work’. As part of an adverb, “Shirley talks to F**King much”. As an adverb, enhancing an adjective “Shirley is F**King beautiful”. As a Noun, “I don’t give a F**K”. as a part of the word “absoF**Kinglotuley” or “inF**Kingcredible”. and, as almost every word in a sentence “F**K, the F**King F**Kers”.

As you must realize that there aren’t too many words with a versatility of F**K. As in this example describing situation such as : fraud, “I got F**Ked that they use car lock”, dismay, “owh, F**K it”, trouble, “I guess I really F**Ked now”, aggression, “don’t F**K with me buddy”, difficulty, “I don’t understand this F**King question”, inquiry, “who the F**K was that ?”. dissatisfaction, “I don’t like with what the F**K is going on here”, dismissal “why don’t you get outside, and play hide, and F**K yourself ?”.

I’m sure you can think of many more examples. With all these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word ? We say, use this unique flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately. SAY IT LOUDLY AND PROUDLY !

F**K YOU !!!!!

**=UC

hahah, this is the  stupidest something I’ve ever wrote..